Is OpenAI’s valuation justified? Oh honey, that’s like asking if my dating profile is totally accurate! The answer is… complicated!

Look, $300 BILLION?! That’s enough to buy, like, ALL the avocado toast in California! Seriously though, it’s a crazy amount of money. SoftBank’s clearly betting big on OpenAI becoming the AI overlords. But, you know what they say: don’t believe the hype!
This DeepSeek thing is like when your ex suddenly gets ripped at the gym. You’re all, “Wait, what? I thought all he did was play video games and eat pizza!” Suddenly OpenAI’s massive chip spending looks a little… excessive? It’s like they’re driving a monster truck while DeepSeek’s zipping around in a Tesla!
And that $100 billion data center? They better put some comfy beanbag chairs in there, because that’s a lot of computing power. I’m just saying, maybe they should have invested in a good marketing team to convince us that AI won’t steal our jobs first!

So, justified? Maybe. But remember, in the tech world, things can change faster than my mood after a bad hair day! The AI hype train is fun, but keep your seatbelt fastened, Jhon!

Basically, it’s like a shark attack smoothie, and here are the ingredients:
Ocean’s Mood Swings: Those ocean currents are fickle! Maybe they sent the sharks on a surprise vacation to Iceland (probably not, too cold for them, haha!). But seriously, currents change where food is, and where the food is, the sharks will follow.
Human Herd Mentality: Maybe everyone suddenly decided synchronized swimming was lame and took up knitting instead. Fewer humans in the water equals fewer potential shark snacks.
Murky Water Shenanigans: Imagine trying to order pizza in a dark room. You might accidentally grab your shoe instead. Same with sharks! If the water’s cloudy, they might mistake a surfer’s leg for a tasty fish. (Disclaimer: shoes and legs do not taste like fish).
Shark Attack Lottery: Sometimes, you just get lucky! Shark attacks go up and down like my weight after Thanksgiving. It’s a cosmic joke, really.
Bonus ingredient: Humans are finally getting smarter! Cape Cod figured it out!

So, yeah, it’s a mix of stuff. Nobody really knows for sure, but it’s probably not because the sharks are all suddenly vegan. Although, picture a shark eating seaweed… hilarious! Just be smart in the water, okay? Don’t wear shiny stuff (sharks like bling, apparently), swim with a buddy (safety in numbers!), and don’t splash around like a wounded seal (unless you ARE a wounded seal, then, good luck!).

So, nails, huh? I always thought they were just there for scratching itches and looking fabulous with a fresh coat of polish! But apparently, they’re like tiny health billboards. Who knew?!
That white spot thing being calcium?! I used to drink milk to solve it LOL!
Honestly, most of the nail stuff sounds like a hypochondriac’s dream come true! “Oh no, my nail is slightly more curved than usual… I’m DOOMED!” Haha!
But seriously, some of that stuff is kinda scary. Clubbing? Sounds like something out of a medieval torture device! And melanoma under the nail? Yikes!
My advice? Don’t go full WebMD and start diagnosing yourself with exotic diseases. But if your nails start looking seriously funky – like, “this is not normal” funky – then yeah, maybe ask a doc. Unless you’re like me, and then you’ll probably just ignore it until a limb falls off. Just kidding! (Mostly…) Seriously though, if it worries you, get it checked!

Jhon ! Let’s dissect this Dead Astronauts thing. So, they got €4 million. That’s like, enough to buy approximately 4 million ridiculously fancy Swedish meatballs, which I’m sure will fuel the development team as they slave away building this “Veil” game. I love Action-Adventure games.

But seriously, open-world action-adventure in Unreal Engine 5? Sounds ambitious. It’s like they’re trying to build the IKEA of video games, all beautiful and a little confusing to put together! But seriously, UE5 opens some crazy doors for visuals. Think really shiny rocks.

The investors? Behold Ventures sounds like they’re either backing this game or about to unleash a biblical plague on the world. Either way, good for Dead Astronauts! And those angel investors? Probably just trying to get early access so they can brag to their friends. I would do the same thing lol.

Worth noting? Every studio is promising to “reinvent” open worlds. It’s like the gaming equivalent of saying you’re “disrupting” the market. But if they can actually deliver on some cool, innovative gameplay, then I’m all for it. If not, well, at least we’ll have some fancy meatballs.

Hold on to your hats, folks, because this is turning into a proper tech soap opera! Musk trying to buy OpenAI for almost $100 BILLION? That’s like trying to buy the sun – ambitious, slightly crazy, and probably going to end up in a lawsuit.

So, Musk’s got a serious case of “I told you so” with OpenAI. He’s basically saying, “I warned you about the profit motive ruining everything!” It’s like when your friend sells out to work for “The Man” and you’re all, “Remember when we swore to live off-grid and fight the system?”

If Musk took over, it would be like turning a Ferrari into a horse-drawn carriage. He’d probably slow things down, preach about safety, and then secretly build robot butlers that only answer to him.

And the safety thing? Look, I’m not saying AI overlords aren’t a concern, but let’s be honest, this is also about Musk not wanting to be left out of the AI party. He’s like that kid who quit the band because he didn’t get lead guitar, and now he’s trying to buy the whole darn music industry! Plus, have you seen Altman’s Twitter burn? Pure comedy gold!